Emo Jokes
Emo Jokes.
What did the emo guy say to the hot girl?
I would really like to get into your pants. Can you tell me where you got them?
I would really like to get into your pants. Can you tell me where you got them?
Did you hear about the emo grass?
It can cut itself.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To cut himself!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, let them crie in the dark.
What do you say when 1000 emos are running through town?
The cliff is that way.
Did you hear about the emo pizza?
It cuts itself.
What’s the hardest part about being emo?
Telling your dad you’re gay.
How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.
if a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
the blonde cuz she drowns in the emo kids tears.