How to identify emos
How to identify emos
An easy way to spot an emo fag is by their hair. Emos insist on having stupid haircuts so they can identify each other and let the world know just how queer they really are.
Your first standard emo haircut is the pussy ass "peek-a-boo". This consists of the faggot growing his hair out only in the front and combing it forward covering 3/4 of his face. You see the real hardcore queers with this haircut. They probably comb it like that to cover up the bruises on their face left from all those dick slaps they love to give each other. Also to cover up all the dried up semen on their face that won't come off even after they wrote over one hundred hate poems about it. You can expect the fags with this haircut to cry alot and find comfort by making out with other fags who are as equally gay as they are. They claim that no one understands them and that they express themselves through their homosexual activities like writing poems and pounding each other in the ass. They always make threats about killing themselves but are too pussy to actually do it. They wear tranny make-up, granny panties, and have attempted to stick their cock up their ass.
Then you have the girls with the "Velma From Scooby Doo" haircut. These are usaully fat bitches with thick nerd glasses. They think that their hideousness looks sexy and pretend to be O.K. with the fact that they look like they have down syndrome. They try to make themselves look uglier thinking that that would somehow make them look less nasty. They all seem to resemble Miss Piggy from the Muppets, but only from the facial features because unlike these emo pigs Miss Piggy has had a mans hand up her ass. Even though it is just the guy who makes her move around on stage. The only hand these emo pigs can have up their ass is their own when they make a fist, dip it in butter, and fist themselves. These whores are just as bad as the other emo fags or maybe worse because they look so god damn gross. Also they tend to wear some dirty old faded clothes. I'm not sure if it is because they want to and think it looks cool or if it is because they can't afford any other clothes and have to wear those dirty old rags and look even more disgusting then they already do. 
There is also the faggoty "Fohawk" queer. They weren't badass enough to get a real mohawk so they decided to brush their pussy ass hair together and have a piss poor excuse of a mohawk. They love to frost the tips of their hair because it emphasizes the gay and it shows how they love to take it in the ass. These fudgepackers might not dress as emo as the other queers, but they are still as gay as all the other emos. Maybe even more. Although some of these pussies might say they are not emo and try to deny having an emo haircut. Deep down inside they love the cock like all the other emos and have faint dreams of being in a shitty screamo band and having sex with random male drifters.
