How To Not Be Emo

Anti-Emo Policy

Following this policy will most likely save you from making the grave mistake of listening to Emo or even becoming Emo.

You shall…

1.At no time listen to Emo music. 

2.Repress strong emotions (Does not include happiness)

3.Question everything. (Be dubious!)

4.Try not get your hopes up, unless it's for a good reason (IE: National Emo Kid Beatdown Day)

5.Try not not get emotionally attached to ANYONE (unless he/she is hot)

6.Not cut or think about cutting yourself

7.Not think of or attempt to commit suicide